Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Jokes to make your night lovely!
An Ugandan girl got married to a Chinese man,after two months she got pregnant
and gave birth to baby girl who died.The aunt of the girl at the funeral came crying,
i knew it! i knew it! So close relatives got curious and asked her what do you know?
She said loudly,"i know Chinese product don't last (made in China)".
Monday, March 12, 2012
Am I Straight Or Gay?
My name is Adriana Alfonso born in 1977 to Costa Rican parents,i graduated from University of Miami School Of Communication before moving to New York City where i opened a small advertising company which grew to be a big and successful company located in the heart of Manhattan.
Most of my friends always tell me that its not only my creativity that brings in more success but my beauty,that both men and women wants me but i am a lesbian player,i never stay long with any girl,my parents has accepted the fact that i'm gay.Leading ladies of the society clamour just to be with me,they say i have an aura that they cannot refuse even with my bad temper they still cannot resist my charms.
My problem started when i met Emmy,i was coming out of a conference hall to the parking lot when i saw one toyota MR2 Spyder sped and brushed my new ford edge,shit i shouted,the car slowed down and the guy by the passenger seat came out and said "calm down,its just a scratch",instantly i was pissed off,how there you,i shouted as i opened my bag to dial 911,the other guy came out and told me he was very sorry that he was actually in a haste to deliver something,he turned around and spoke to his second in some language which i don't understand and the guy left with the car,i was still fuming when the he told me,please can you follow me to my mechanic? i said no,i rather we go to my own.
When we got there,the receptionist greeted me with a smile and looked at Emmy in askance but i ignored her asked to see Alicia,she directed me to one of their office where she was fixing the head lamp of a Toyota Camry,when she saw me she smiled came towards me,we embraced and i kissed her lips and someone coughed at my back it was then i remembered that he entered the office with me,i turned and i introduced him to Alicia as the guy that hit my car and he will pay for the repair,so she quickly checked the damage and they issued him the bill which he promptly paid to the cashier.I was given another car to take home,i offered to give him a ride because i was now in a better mood,i started chatting with him it was then he told me his name,honestly he made me laugh with his funny stories of where he came from and because i was enjoying his company i offered to buy him dinner in which he agreed without any persuasion.
I took him to a Mexican restaurant to eat,he started shaking his head to the cool music playing and i asked him if he can dance,he said "babe i can dance more than you" i was challenged because i know i'm a very good dancer,i decided to take the challenge and we went to a nearby club,oh my gosh by the time we started dancing,i was asking myself how a man can twist his body more than a lady,his body moves like magic,i was trying to outdo myself but he was just the bomb,all my dancing lessons could not overpower him.When the music stopped the whole crowd where clapping for us,there and then i wanted to know more about this guy,i offered to take him home,when we got to his place i found that he is a big boy with enough money to spend but he was quite humble and has good manners to top it.He invited me in for a cup of coffee i accepted because i was already very curious about him.From then i learnt that his mum is from Brazil while his dad is from Nigeria.We chatted for a while and i told him i have to go home before he damage jaw with laughter.
As i was leaving,he just held me and said "i really want to kiss you so bad that if you leave now without me kissing you,i will have diarrhea of the mouth"i burst out with laughter,i told him you should know that i'm not into men,he said he is aware because he saw when i kissed Alicia.I obliged,because i taught what the hell,its just an ordinary kiss,when my lips met his i lost control,he lips where firm and hot at the same time,my whole body was aroused to the point that my pant was already wet,he held the small of my back and pushed me to the wall, and groaned my name,oh i lost it, i wanted him more than anything that moment,he touched my breast and my nipples hardened instantly,i did not know when i was pushing his hands to touch my honey pot,i made the mistake of looking into his eyes that moment,i saw the fire burning out of his eyes,it was pure passion.We ended up making love on the floor there without even remembering anything like protection.
After that he took me to his bathroom where we took our shower together and from there again,we were like Siamese twins,we could not afford to leave each other,we made love till six am and i slept off with him inside me.He woke me around 10 am to eat breakfast,i was ashamed of myself,i just dressed he was confused and asked me why,i just gave him the next available excuse that came out of my mouth,i have to be in the office now ,but its saturday he said,i had to cook any available lie just to leave, i said yes i know,there are some paperwork that needs to be done,ok he said,when we do we see again?.i will give a call i said,he knew i was lying but he did not say anything else and i dashed out.
When i got home,i called one of my lover to come,i wanted to make love to her so as to get Emmy off my system.When she came in i did not waste much time, i made love to her,but mind and heart has already been colonized by Emmy,there was no feelings for her.She asked me if i was ok?.I tried to dismiss her.For two weeks now i have been seeing Emmy,he is my blood system and he is also in love with me,i'm really confused right now,i need advice....am i straight or gay?
Most of my friends always tell me that its not only my creativity that brings in more success but my beauty,that both men and women wants me but i am a lesbian player,i never stay long with any girl,my parents has accepted the fact that i'm gay.Leading ladies of the society clamour just to be with me,they say i have an aura that they cannot refuse even with my bad temper they still cannot resist my charms.
My problem started when i met Emmy,i was coming out of a conference hall to the parking lot when i saw one toyota MR2 Spyder sped and brushed my new ford edge,shit i shouted,the car slowed down and the guy by the passenger seat came out and said "calm down,its just a scratch",instantly i was pissed off,how there you,i shouted as i opened my bag to dial 911,the other guy came out and told me he was very sorry that he was actually in a haste to deliver something,he turned around and spoke to his second in some language which i don't understand and the guy left with the car,i was still fuming when the he told me,please can you follow me to my mechanic? i said no,i rather we go to my own.
When we got there,the receptionist greeted me with a smile and looked at Emmy in askance but i ignored her asked to see Alicia,she directed me to one of their office where she was fixing the head lamp of a Toyota Camry,when she saw me she smiled came towards me,we embraced and i kissed her lips and someone coughed at my back it was then i remembered that he entered the office with me,i turned and i introduced him to Alicia as the guy that hit my car and he will pay for the repair,so she quickly checked the damage and they issued him the bill which he promptly paid to the cashier.I was given another car to take home,i offered to give him a ride because i was now in a better mood,i started chatting with him it was then he told me his name,honestly he made me laugh with his funny stories of where he came from and because i was enjoying his company i offered to buy him dinner in which he agreed without any persuasion.
I took him to a Mexican restaurant to eat,he started shaking his head to the cool music playing and i asked him if he can dance,he said "babe i can dance more than you" i was challenged because i know i'm a very good dancer,i decided to take the challenge and we went to a nearby club,oh my gosh by the time we started dancing,i was asking myself how a man can twist his body more than a lady,his body moves like magic,i was trying to outdo myself but he was just the bomb,all my dancing lessons could not overpower him.When the music stopped the whole crowd where clapping for us,there and then i wanted to know more about this guy,i offered to take him home,when we got to his place i found that he is a big boy with enough money to spend but he was quite humble and has good manners to top it.He invited me in for a cup of coffee i accepted because i was already very curious about him.From then i learnt that his mum is from Brazil while his dad is from Nigeria.We chatted for a while and i told him i have to go home before he damage jaw with laughter.
As i was leaving,he just held me and said "i really want to kiss you so bad that if you leave now without me kissing you,i will have diarrhea of the mouth"i burst out with laughter,i told him you should know that i'm not into men,he said he is aware because he saw when i kissed Alicia.I obliged,because i taught what the hell,its just an ordinary kiss,when my lips met his i lost control,he lips where firm and hot at the same time,my whole body was aroused to the point that my pant was already wet,he held the small of my back and pushed me to the wall, and groaned my name,oh i lost it, i wanted him more than anything that moment,he touched my breast and my nipples hardened instantly,i did not know when i was pushing his hands to touch my honey pot,i made the mistake of looking into his eyes that moment,i saw the fire burning out of his eyes,it was pure passion.We ended up making love on the floor there without even remembering anything like protection.
After that he took me to his bathroom where we took our shower together and from there again,we were like Siamese twins,we could not afford to leave each other,we made love till six am and i slept off with him inside me.He woke me around 10 am to eat breakfast,i was ashamed of myself,i just dressed he was confused and asked me why,i just gave him the next available excuse that came out of my mouth,i have to be in the office now ,but its saturday he said,i had to cook any available lie just to leave, i said yes i know,there are some paperwork that needs to be done,ok he said,when we do we see again?.i will give a call i said,he knew i was lying but he did not say anything else and i dashed out.
When i got home,i called one of my lover to come,i wanted to make love to her so as to get Emmy off my system.When she came in i did not waste much time, i made love to her,but mind and heart has already been colonized by Emmy,there was no feelings for her.She asked me if i was ok?.I tried to dismiss her.For two weeks now i have been seeing Emmy,he is my blood system and he is also in love with me,i'm really confused right now,i need advice....am i straight or gay?
Sunday, March 4, 2012
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND!
"A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of ones's
heart,chaff and grain together,knowing that the gentlest of hands will
take and sift it,keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of
kindness blow the blow the rest away".
Friday, March 2, 2012
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